STFU, Conservatives

abstract-thot said: Dykes on Bikes is a group of lesbians who ride motorcycles. They are in the Pride Parade in Chicago every year. I also noticed rebellious women. I was surprised to see that I was safe on that list, being a card-carrying Homosexual, but then I saw computer freaks, and people who watch TV more than study the bible. Damn. I really wanted to get into that guys version of heaven, so we could hang out. ;P

Pfft. If they were real lesbians, they would be on bicycles. MUCH more environmentally friendly. /kidding

You can come to my heaven. We’re gonna have Lady Gaga there! And a Diet Coke fountain! And adorable animals that we talk to in between watching TV and being on the computer until our eyes bleed! Also beer.

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