STFU, Conservatives

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this-is-not-jewish:

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popular-slut-club:

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popular-slut-club:

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Now That’s What I Call Privilege! featuring top 40 hits such as:

  • Not All Men Are Bad
  • Why Can’t White People Use the N-Word Too?
  • Your Pronouns are too Hard to Remember so I’m Just Going to Call You “She” Instead
  • Why Don’t We Have a Straight Pride Parade?
  • You Shouldn’t Dress “Slutty” if you Don’t Want Men to Hit on You
  • Calling Me “Cis” is Offensive to Me as a Cis Person (I Don’t Know What “Cisgender” Even Means)
  • But Who Will Think of the Men

AND MANY MORE!!!!!

NOW INCLUDING

  • What about the white people?
  • Why should we be forced to be inclusive?
  • My movement isn’t bigoted!
  • What’s wrong with white cis men being the face of mental illness?

AND DON’T FORGET THE CLASSICS SUCH AS

  • But we’re not ALL like that!
  • I’m not supporting you anymore because you’re so mean to me.

AND YOUR ALL-TIME FAVOURITES,

  • The Ballad of the Friendzone
  • Being An Ally Practically Makes Me Queer
  • I Don’t See Colour (And Neither Should You)
  • Why must you label me (I’m post-sexuality) ?
  • We All Live In A Post-Racial Submarine

AND OUR CHART TOPPING TRACKS,

  • I’m a Nice Guy (It’s why You Should Date Me)
  • Be Nicer To Me (Tone Policing is Fake)
  • Appropriation Appreciation
  • Radical Feminism (Not exclusive to anyone)
  • I have a Black Friend
  • Oppression Olympics

BONUS TRACK!

  • It’s Really All Your Fault! 

FEATURING THE SMASH HITS,

  • Why Can’t You Take a Joke?
  • Calling Me Racist is Racism
  • I Don’t Hate Jews (But Zionists Control Everything)
  • Here’s a List of Bigger Problems You Should Focus On Instead
  • It’s Just the Internet
  • Martin Luther King Would Hate You (But I’ve Never Read His Speeches)
  • Stop Hating on Hitler (Genocidal Tyrants Have Feelings Too)
  • Hollywood Should Cast Based on Talent, Not Race (But Why the Fuck Is That Character Black?)
  • Why Are You Blaming Me for What My Ancestors Did?
  • I Don’t Think I’m X-ist, Therefore I Am Not (Cogito Ergo Suck)

SECRET TRACKS:

  • Everyone Deserves Religious Freedom (Except the Muslims)
  • Special Snowflake Waltz

IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW YOU’LL RECEIVE ALL OF THIS PLUS AN EXTRA CD WITH CLASSIC TRACKS SUCH AS:

  • You’re Just As Bad As They Are (For Pointing Out What They’re Doing And Why It’s Racist)
  • I Thought Liberals Were Supposed to Be Tolerant (Of Racists Like Me)
  • A Black Person Was Once Mean To Me
  • Jokes Can’t Be Racist
  • I’m Just Honoring Your Culture
  • A Woman Boss Was Mean To Me
  • There Are Just Biological Differences Between (my group) And (group I hate), So My Actions Are Justified

(Source: babylizard)

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