leesamfish:

this-is-not-jewish:

thearcanetheory:

darkjez:

popular-slut-club:

punkcub:

cynicaldouche:

popular-slut-club:

snakelet:

Now That’s What I Call Privilege! featuring top 40 hits such as:

• Not All Men Are Bad
• Why Can’t White People Use the N-Word Too?
• Your Pronouns are too Hard to Remember so I’m Just Going to Call You “She” Instead
• Why Don’t We Have a Straight Pride Parade?
• You Shouldn’t Dress “Slutty” if you Don’t Want Men to Hit on You
• Calling Me “Cis” is Offensive to Me as a Cis Person (I Don’t Know What “Cisgender” Even Means)
• But Who Will Think of the Men

AND MANY MORE!!!!!

NOW INCLUDING

• What about the white people?
• Why should we be forced to be inclusive?
• My movement isn’t bigoted!
• What’s wrong with white cis men being the face of mental illness?

AND DON’T FORGET THE CLASSICS SUCH AS

• But we’re not ALL like that!
• I’m not supporting you anymore because you’re so mean to me.

AND YOUR ALL-TIME FAVOURITES,

• The Ballad of the Friendzone
• Being An Ally Practically Makes Me Queer
• I Don’t See Colour (And Neither Should You)
• Why must you label me (I’m post-sexuality) ?
• We All Live In A Post-Racial Submarine

AND OUR CHART TOPPING TRACKS,

• I’m a Nice Guy (It’s why You Should Date Me)
• Be Nicer To Me (Tone Policing is Fake)
• Appropriation Appreciation
• Radical Feminism (Not exclusive to anyone)
• I have a Black Friend
• Oppression Olympics

BONUS TRACK!

• It’s Really All Your Fault! 

FEATURING THE SMASH HITS,

• Why Can’t You Take a Joke?
• Calling Me Racist is Racism
• I Don’t Hate Jews (But Zionists Control Everything)
• Here’s a List of Bigger Problems You Should Focus On Instead
• It’s Just the Internet
• Martin Luther King Would Hate You (But I’ve Never Read His Speeches)
• Stop Hating on Hitler (Genocidal Tyrants Have Feelings Too)
• Hollywood Should Cast Based on Talent, Not Race (But Why the Fuck Is That Character Black?)
• Why Are You Blaming Me for What My Ancestors Did?
• I Don’t Think I’m X-ist, Therefore I Am Not (Cogito Ergo Suck)

SECRET TRACKS:

• Everyone Deserves Religious Freedom (Except the Muslims)
• Special Snowflake Waltz

IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW YOU’LL RECEIVE ALL OF THIS PLUS AN EXTRA CD WITH CLASSIC TRACKS SUCH AS:

• You’re Just As Bad As They Are (For Pointing Out What They’re Doing And Why It’s Racist)
• I Thought Liberals Were Supposed to Be Tolerant (Of Racists Like Me)
• A Black Person Was Once Mean To Me
• Jokes Can’t Be Racist
• I’m Just Honoring Your Culture
• A Woman Boss Was Mean To Me
• There Are Just Biological Differences Between (my group) And (group I hate), So My Actions Are Justified

(Source: babylizard)