Now That’s What I Call Privilege! featuring top 40 hits such as:
- Not All Men Are Bad
- Why Can’t White People Use the N-Word Too?
- Your Pronouns are too Hard to Remember so I’m Just Going to Call You “She” Instead
- Why Don’t We Have a Straight Pride Parade?
- You Shouldn’t Dress “Slutty” if you Don’t Want Men to Hit on You
- Calling Me “Cis” is Offensive to Me as a Cis Person (I Don’t Know What “Cisgender” Even Means)
- But Who Will Think of the Men
AND MANY MORE!!!!!
- What about the white people?
- Why should we be forced to be inclusive?
- My movement isn’t bigoted!
- What’s wrong with white cis men being the face of mental illness?
AND DON’T FORGET THE CLASSICS SUCH AS
- But we’re not ALL like that!
- I’m not supporting you anymore because you’re so mean to me.
AND YOUR ALL-TIME FAVOURITES,
- The Ballad of the Friendzone
- Being An Ally Practically Makes Me Queer
- I Don’t See Colour (And Neither Should You)
- Why must you label me (I’m post-sexuality) ?
- We All Live In A Post-Racial Submarine
AND OUR CHART TOPPING TRACKS,
- I’m a Nice Guy (It’s why You Should Date Me)
- Be Nicer To Me (Tone Policing is Fake)
- Appropriation Appreciation
- Radical Feminism (Not exclusive to anyone)
- I have a Black Friend
- Oppression Olympics
- It’s Really All Your Fault!
FEATURING THE SMASH HITS,
- Why Can’t You Take a Joke?
- Calling Me Racist is Racism
- I Don’t Hate Jews (But Zionists Control Everything)
- Here’s a List of Bigger Problems You Should Focus On Instead
- It’s Just the Internet
- Martin Luther King Would Hate You (But I’ve Never Read His Speeches)
- Stop Hating on Hitler (Genocidal Tyrants Have Feelings Too)
- Hollywood Should Cast Based on Talent, Not Race (But Why the Fuck Is That Character Black?)
- Why Are You Blaming Me for What My Ancestors Did?
- I Don’t Think I’m X-ist, Therefore I Am Not (Cogito Ergo Suck)
- Everyone Deserves Religious Freedom (Except the Muslims)
- Special Snowflake Waltz
IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW YOU’LL RECEIVE ALL OF THIS PLUS AN EXTRA CD WITH CLASSIC TRACKS SUCH AS:
- You’re Just As Bad As They Are (For Pointing Out What They’re Doing And Why It’s Racist)
- I Thought Liberals Were Supposed to Be Tolerant (Of Racists Like Me)
- A Black Person Was Once Mean To Me
- Jokes Can’t Be Racist
- I’m Just Honoring Your Culture
- A Woman Boss Was Mean To Me
- There Are Just Biological Differences Between (my group) And (group I hate), So My Actions Are Justified
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