rand0mflora:

fatbrat:

jennylewren:

fatcatsandcurls:

AskMen has done it again! 

“They question our judgment. They question our expertise. They question our intelligence. They question our taste. It drives us absolutely crazy. In our quest to carve a better life, all we want is an impression of obedience and submission to our masculine dominance.”

Those silly FEMALES questioning things! It’s almost like they have minds of their own! It’s almost like they are autonomous human beings with wills, desires, and personalities! Can’t have that

And I think we deserve it if we earn it. You have to earn it. Otherwise you give real men who know how to control their women with a soft hand and sharp mind a bad name. So here’s what you do

Yes of course you deserve it, you deserve everything, you’re a MAN! There should be no question that you deserve a submissive fucktoy!

And here’s the real kicker…

“Be a real man and apply the advice in this article in order to manipulate the mind of your woman and gain control in your relationship. Remember; manipulation is neither cruel nor wrong if you love her. It is wise.”

Because as everyone knows, the way to raise up strong boys and men is to insist that their worth as men and their masculinity rest upon controlling women.  And as we all know, domestic abuse is not cruel as long as you love her.

That article is horrible.

“Remember; manipulation is neither cruel nor wrong if you love her.”

“Remember; manipulation is neither cruel nor wrong if you love her.”

“Remember; manipulation is neither cruel nor wrong if you love her.”

“Remember; manipulation is neither cruel nor wrong if you love her.”

“Remember; manipulation is neither cruel nor wrong if you love her.”

REAL quote from the REAL article. It should be fucking illegal to publish this kind of  tripe, and even more illegal to read it before I’ve had my coffee.

Wait. This is a thing?

I mean, I get that it’s coming from AskMen.com, but… Someone gave this the green light?

Dude.

Gosh, ladies, all they want is “an impression of obedience and submission to [their] masculine dominance.” Is that so much to ask? Complete obedience and submission to them because they’re men? Or at least pretending?

This article has subheads like “Condition your woman” (they recommend Pavlovian training. Really.) and “Draw her natural feminine instincts out.” Folks, if you see this article bookmarked on your partner’s computer, run like the wind.

FACT: married heterosexual men live longer than single hetero men. Why? Because their wives questions their taste, intelligence, expertise and judgment, like a good partner should. Some might call it nagging. “See a doctor. Get that mole checked out. Put on your seatbelt. No, you can’t buy a motorcycle off Craigslist. Did you pick up your prescription? You should be using mouthwash.”

NAGGING SAVES LIVES. But that’s cool, keep writing articles about “conditioning” us to live in the shadow of your masculine dominance.

(Source: queervashti)