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maritsa-met: scarygodmother: nanner: delicatetbone: istealforksfromrestaurants: ellenbee: drinkingalonetopony: drinkyourjuice: Don’t worry, Yankee Candle has Man Candles now. LAWN MOWER IS MY FAVORITE SMELL THAT BETTER SMELL LIKE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND GASOLINE. i hope to never learn what man town smells like my dad unabashedly loves regular yankee candles so i can’t tell if he will LOVE THIS or HATE IT BWHAHAHAHAHAHA football scented man-candles.. that’s the dumbest shi…. 2x4? Oh man, I’d love the house to smell like 2x4!!! um.  You guys.  MAN TOWN smells like a “Musky Man Cave.”  No lie. When is the Ball Sweat fragrance appearing? ngl the “orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather” First Down one sounds like it would smell really really good.  Musky man cave = spilled beer, Doritos, and dried jizz? Just go ahead and call them “Mandles,” Yankee. Stop tap-dancing around that obvious portmanteau. (What do you think are the chances these are regular “lady” candles [womandles] with a new sticker slapped on them? Because I think I’ve seen Fresh Cut Grass and Woodsy Something-or-Other out there before.) -Jess

maritsa-met:

scarygodmother:

nanner:

delicatetbone:

istealforksfromrestaurants:

ellenbee:

drinkingalonetopony:

drinkyourjuice:

Don’t worry, Yankee Candle has Man Candles now.

LAWN MOWER IS MY FAVORITE SMELL THAT BETTER SMELL LIKE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND GASOLINE. i hope to never learn what man town smells like

my dad unabashedly loves regular yankee candles so i can’t tell if he will LOVE THIS or HATE IT

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA football scented man-candles.. that’s the dumbest shi…. 2x4? Oh man, I’d love the house to smell like 2x4!!!

um.  You guys.  MAN TOWN smells like a “Musky Man Cave.”  No lie.

When is the Ball Sweat fragrance appearing?

ngl the “orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather” First Down one sounds like it would smell really really good. 

Musky man cave = spilled beer, Doritos, and dried jizz?

Just go ahead and call them “Mandles,” Yankee. Stop tap-dancing around that obvious portmanteau.

(What do you think are the chances these are regular “lady” candles [womandles] with a new sticker slapped on them? Because I think I’ve seen Fresh Cut Grass and Woodsy Something-or-Other out there before.)

-Jess

Reblogged 1 year ago from maritsa-met (originally from christinefriar)
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    Guys, I hate to disappoint you, but these candles have basically no smell at all. I have a couple of them and have been...
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS IS A REAL THING What do you suppose “Man Town”...
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    This is so hilarious, I was out yesterday at the mall with my grandma & we saw these in the window at yankee candle, I...
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    I just can’t. Why, Yankee Candle? Why?
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    Oh lord. Mandles? Really?
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    Does the “man town” smell like jockstrap?
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    Aw shit son if 2x4 smells like wood/sawdust sign me the fuck up
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    I bet these all smell great. I’ve often wished I could make a room smell like leather and wood, like an old library. But...
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