idoitcounterclockwise:

evilteabagger:

I’m just going to walk up to the kids with the most candy and tell them that they have more than enough candy for themselves and take a certain percentage of the candy and give it to the less fortunate trick or treaters.

You see, I think everyone’s happy when you spread the candy around. I do believe there is a certain point where you’ve gotten enough candy.

I know this is supposed to sound horrible and un-American, but it sounds like a good idea. Kids sharing their candy with other kids from poorer neighbourhoods who probably get less candy on their tour. It’s nice.

(tumblr ate my response to this the first time i posted it)

EvilTeabagger supports childhood obesity!!! Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children! (clutches pearls and runs off)

I’m going as a libertarian for Halloween. I’m going to call my white mom and dad and thank them for putting me through college and supporting me while I did prestigious unpaid internships, and then I’m going to yell at a homeless person for not working hard enough to have what I have.

Then I’m going to drive down public roads to the library, past the public schools I attended and the post office and the firefighters and the police station, and complain that my tax dollars are wasted.

(Source: antigovernmentextremist)