An anti-sex website that promotes homophobia, sexism and a bunch of other similarly fuzzy things. The absolute exclusion of the idea that girls / women might actually enjoy sex, the disgusting request that women should ignore their education, personal development and career in order to ‘produce’ more babies and statements like “The rectum is an exit, not an entrance” make this a top read. Sex is bad. We are all very very bad for doing it and will most probably end up in hell, like all Democrats, single moms, hippies and homosexuals. I sure hope someone will be bringing chips.
i like how my sense of humor cell is embedded in my smarter than thou tumor.
chriscantrell: I was just informed that somewhere in cyberspace exists a Conservapedia….
From “The People’s Cube,” which Rush Limbaugh calls “A Stalinist version of The Onion.” I honestly can’t tell if this is supposed to be a joke site or not.
“Apparently you can’t drunkenly quote Pantera on your Facebook anymore without some conservatool taking the opportunity to voice his disenfranchisement.” - Submitter Vilexica
(via ieatcatlitter)
Wait. Okay. So who’s on the shirt of the guy behind her? And nice earbuds, dude.
that is ayumi hamasaki, a very popular singer in japan. *weeaboo*
Horrifying.
(via bringtheruckuss)
What happens when you call the number?
Also, “Remember Ft. Hood!”? The fuck, dude.
A lovely slideshow from Fox News entitled “Hollywood’s Hottest Runners” with candid photos of celebs out jogging. On Teri Hatcher: “The active actress is only desperate for one thing: a slamming body. “
Oh, but it’s only sexism when liberals do it, right?
In one day I met a role model, and met the liberal media and their crafty schemes. I fell prey to liberal bias, but I’d like to think I did an okay job. […] But unlike Norah I didnt have my note cards with me. I was forced to think on the spot and answer a gotcha question. Her goal was clear, make this teenager look like an uneducated Palin supporting buffoon. To liberals, and the 5 people who watch MSNBC she succeeded. To conservatives, she was the only buffoon during that interview.
“
| — |
“Jackie,” a 17-year-old fan interviewed by MSNBC at Palin’s book signing. Isn’t “a ‘gotcha’ question” a Palinism? Barf. I don’t understand how young people can be conservative. Also, “buffoon?” Conservatives really need to stop lionizing every self-proclaimed Republican under the age of 30. Didn’t work out too well with Carrie Prejean, did it? This girl has probably published Twilight fanfic erotica or something. |
Finally, a Vatican decree I can get behind… just kidding, I’ll still probably end up seeing this. Taylor Lautner running around shirtless and brooding? Yes please.
(Via Jezebel, via Contact Music)
Texas Bans Gay and Marriage Altogether
(Newser) – The geniuses who wrote Texas’ gay marriage ban may have accidentally banned all marriage in the state, according to one Houston lawyer. Subsection B of the ban, a constitutional amendment ratified in 2005, states, “This state…may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.” The intent was to prevent even civil unions for gay couples—but it doesn’t actually specify the “gay” part.
The wording essentially “eliminates marriage in Texas,” Barbara Ann Radnofsky, the Democratic candidate for state attorney general tells the McClatchy Papers. “You do not have to have a fancy law degree to read this and understand what it plainly says.” Conservatives scoffed at Radnofsky’s tactics. “It’s a silly argument,” said the head of an organization that helped draft the amendment. A lawsuit based on it would have “about one chance in a trillion” of succeeding.
i hope it bans marriage altogether.
morons.
That’s what I call a preemptive strike.
On the House floor yesterday, Representative Foxx tried to claim that the GOP were the driving force behind both the environmental and the civil rights movement. This so incensed Dennis Cardoza (D-CA) that he replied with the following;
CARDOZA: Today, what I’m hearing on the floor really takes the cake. The gentlelady from North Carolina, in her statement just now, indicated that the Republican GOP had passed the Civil Rights Act legislation with almost no help from the Democrats. I can’t believe my ears. It was the Kennedy and Johnson administration where we passed that Great Society legislation. It was over the objections of people like Jesse Helms from the gentlewoman’s state that we passed that civil rights legislation. John Lewis…Foxx’s response was that Jesse Helms wasn’t elected until 1972 (which doesn’t really help her, it just means that the GOP was racist even more recently than Cardoza implies), but she didn’t refute any of the facts (the perfectly accurate facts) that Cardoza listed.FOXX: Would, would the gentleman yield?
CARDOZA: No, I will not yield. John Lewis, a member of this House, was beaten on the Edmund Pettus bridge to get that civil rights legislation passed. Tell John Lewis that he wasn’t part of getting that legislation passed.
You have got to be kidding me.
Note to the GOP: You did not pass the Civil Rights laws.
(via savagemike)
I dated a Libertarian. He thought we should get rid of the FDA and just let people take cheaper but completely untested drugs.
haha, i wish i could have answered student questions with “it’s magic”.
hilarious.
We can’t have any funding for art or drama classes, because you kids will just go out and become artists or actors, and how do you think that would make your parents feel??
If At First You Don’t Succeed, Quit and Say You Did.
“
| — | Baratunde Thurston, #RejectedPalinBookTitles (via soupsoup) (via savagemike) |
What? What do they consider the biggest problem? Don’t leave me hanging, B.!
Oh, it’s “us.” The government’s biggest problem is… everyone. So they’re going to get rid of us. Not in a “genocidial” way, but a “free health care” way… wait…
Submitter S. says, “I don’t know if I’m happy or sad to be submitting something to STFU, Conservatives. Probably more the latter. I swear this guy is usually pretty cool… unless you bring up politics. He tends to keep to himself on Facebook, which is why I was so surprised to see he took a massive conservative dump today.”
